Seinfeld Trivia Quiz # 71
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"Seinfeld" Musical Quotes - "Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottle and cans in the trunk, nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles and cans. At ten cents a bottle and ten cents a can, we're pulling in five hundred dollars a man. Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-eight bottle and cans in the trunk, nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-eight bottles and cans. We fill up with gas, we count up our cash..."
Both Kramer and Newman sang this together.
Both Kramer and Newman sang this together.
The correct answer is 'True'
In "The Bottle Deposits", Kramer and Newman tried to get money by depositing lots of bottles and cans. They sang this tune, giving voice to their happiness.
Seinfeld Question 2
New York Mets - Comedians Jerry Seinfeld, Ray Romano, Kevin James, and John Leguizamo created a videotape for Carlos Beltran, in order to convince him to come to the New York Mets.
The correct answer is 'True'
The videotape was not found about until a few days after superstar Carlos Beltran and his agent, Scott Boras, signed a huge deal with the Mets.
Seinfeld Question 3
A "Seinfeld" Quiz - What was the name of the cafe owned by Babu Bhatt that Jerry convinced to turn into all-Pakistani?
The correct answer is 'The Dream Cafe'
From the episode "The Cafe". Jerry had been watching Babu from his apartment across the street from his restaurant, and noticed no one was going in. He felt sorry for him, and decided to go in himself. He suggested it'd be a good idea for Babu to convert it to a Pakistani restaurant because then he'd have "...the only authentic Pakistani restaurant in the whole neighborhood." Babu followed his advice and promptly went out of business.
Seinfeld Question 4
More "Seinfeld" Mania - What is the name of the book that Jerry wrote in real life?
The correct answer is 'SeinLanguage'
A book full of Jerry's witty observations on life.
Seinfeld Question 5
'Seinfeld' Rules - What did Kramer want to knickname the 'Lopper'?
The correct answer is 'Son of Dad'
Funniest episode ever. Episode 173 'The Frogger'
Seinfeld Question 6
"Seinfeld" - Restaurants And Cafes - What was the name of the restaurant that Elaine's boyfriend Ned, the Communist, was blacklisted from?
The correct answer is 'Hop Sing's'
Elaine was blacklisted first for accusing the restaurant of mixing up her order. She then got Ned blacklisted after she posed as another woman to order some food.
Seinfeld Question 7
"Seinfeld" - "The Alternate Side" - How did the thief steal Jerry’s car?
The correct answer is 'The keys were in it'
The following is the full car-phone call to Jerry’s stolen car:
Thief: “Hello.”
Jerry: “Hello.”
Jerry: “Is this 555-8383?”
Thief: “I have no idea.”
Jerry: “Can I ask you a question?”
Thief: “Sure.”
Jerry: “Did you steal my car?”
Thief: “Yes, I did.”
Jerry: “You did?”
Thief: “I did.”
Jerry: “But that’s my car.”
Thief: “I didn’t know it was yours.”
Jerry: “What are you going to do with it?”
Thief: “I don’t know. Drive around.”
Jerry: “Then can I have it back?”
Thief: “No, I’m going to keep it.”
Kramer: “Give it here. Let me talk to him.”
Kramer (on phone): “Hello.”
Thief: “Yeah, who’s this?”
Kramer: “Kramer.”
Thief: “Hello, Kramer.”
Kramer: “Listen, there’s a pair of gloves in the glove compartment.”
Thief: “Wait, hold on.”
Thief: “Brown ones?”
Kramer: “Yeah.”
Kramer: “Could you mail those to me? Or bring them by my building.”
Kramer: “It’s 129 West 81st Street.”
Thief: “129… Okay.”
Kramer: “All right, thanks a lot.”
Kramer: “Here’s Jerry.”
Jerry (to Kramer): “Gloves.”
Jerry: “Hello.”
Thief: “Jerry.”
Jerry: “Yeah. Let me ask you a question, how do you cross those wires?”
Thief: “I didn’t cross any wires, the keys were in it.”
Jerry: “Sid left the keys in the car.”
Jerry: “Alright I gotta go. Drive carefully.”
Thief: “Hey, Jerry, when’s the last time you had a tune-up? Because I can’t find…”
(Jerry hangs up)
Thief: “Hello.”
Jerry: “Hello.”
Jerry: “Is this 555-8383?”
Thief: “I have no idea.”
Jerry: “Can I ask you a question?”
Thief: “Sure.”
Jerry: “Did you steal my car?”
Thief: “Yes, I did.”
Jerry: “You did?”
Thief: “I did.”
Jerry: “But that’s my car.”
Thief: “I didn’t know it was yours.”
Jerry: “What are you going to do with it?”
Thief: “I don’t know. Drive around.”
Jerry: “Then can I have it back?”
Thief: “No, I’m going to keep it.”
Kramer: “Give it here. Let me talk to him.”
Kramer (on phone): “Hello.”
Thief: “Yeah, who’s this?”
Kramer: “Kramer.”
Thief: “Hello, Kramer.”
Kramer: “Listen, there’s a pair of gloves in the glove compartment.”
Thief: “Wait, hold on.”
Thief: “Brown ones?”
Kramer: “Yeah.”
Kramer: “Could you mail those to me? Or bring them by my building.”
Kramer: “It’s 129 West 81st Street.”
Thief: “129… Okay.”
Kramer: “All right, thanks a lot.”
Kramer: “Here’s Jerry.”
Jerry (to Kramer): “Gloves.”
Jerry: “Hello.”
Thief: “Jerry.”
Jerry: “Yeah. Let me ask you a question, how do you cross those wires?”
Thief: “I didn’t cross any wires, the keys were in it.”
Jerry: “Sid left the keys in the car.”
Jerry: “Alright I gotta go. Drive carefully.”
Thief: “Hey, Jerry, when’s the last time you had a tune-up? Because I can’t find…”
(Jerry hangs up)
Seinfeld Question 8
"Seinfeld" Girlfriends - This girl ended her relationship with Jerry because she did not respect his job as a comedian.
The correct answer is 'Marlene'
"You're a cashier!"
Seinfeld Question 9
"Seinfeld" Who Else Said It? Part 2 - "What are you? The boyfriend? Here for a...quickie?"
The correct answer is 'the doorman'
In "The Doorman", Jerry goes to pick up Elaine from her office. While waiting for the elevator, Jerry makes friendly chat with the doorman. However, the doorman (played by Larry Miller) is offended by everything Jerry says to him and believes that just because he is a doorman, people talk down to him. Jerry becomes annoyed with the doorman and tries to avoid him during the episode.
Seinfeld Question 10
Where Sitcoms and Science Fiction Collide - Whose assets were also "real and spectacular" when she made a guest appearance on "Star Trek: The Next Generation", long before she appeared on "Seinfeld"?
The correct answer is 'Teri Hatcher'
Teri Hatcher played a transporter chief in the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" (1987-1994) episode titled "The Outrageous Okana" (1988). It was one of the worst episodes of the entire series, based on us.imdb.com ratings. On "Seinfeld" (1990-1998) she played the lovely Sidra in the episode "The Implant" (1993), and reprised the role in the series finale. She used to be a cheerleader for the San Francisco 49ers and was born in 1964.


